Movie Review: Invasion USA

This is easily the best cold war era action movie. Actually, fuck that. This is the best movie of all time. I know what you're going to say.
Oh, HA HA. Chuck Norris movie. HA HA. I love Chuck Norris. HA HA.
No you don't, idiot. Chuck Norris sucks, his career sucks, jokes about him suck, and you suck for pretending to like him. If you love Chuck Norris so much, then let me ask you a question. What's the name of his black sidekick from 'the hit T.V. show' Walker Texas Ranger? That's what i thought nancy. Kick rocks. The movie poster might have the mulleted one on it, but make no mistake about it. This movie is all about the great Richard Lynch aka Rostov. Dude is ruthless. In the opening scene homeboy smokes an old man in the dome over a boatload of coke. Later on he cruises around the suburbs blowing up houses on christmas eve, and at the end of the movie he gets into a bazooka shootout with Charles Mullet. The best scene, however, is when Rostov slams a coke straw up some slampig's nasal cavity, shoots two guys who aren't even in the fucking room, blasts a coke dealer right in the rocks, then homeboy turns around and throws said slampig(screaming bloody murder) out a fucking window. Boom. Suck it Scarface, Rostov is number one.