Devastatin Dave is full of shit. You know he has a legit hook up.

Why is it that anti-drug songs are only enjoyable when you’re high as a kite? Like I only give a shit about what Devastatin Dave has to say when I’m a couple 40s deep and have taken a gram to the dome. When the fuck do you hear a clean and sober dude say “Zippy zappa a doodah ba bip bap doopie a wam bam?” That’s the type of shit that comes out of my mouth after doing a fatty key bump in a bathroom stall.