You don't have to be a retard to act like one

I use to be of the belief that the human body and brain could handle pretty much anything, especially a young 23 year-old one. This apparently isn’t the case. I’ve taken more acid than that weirdo in the park with the bike covered in shag carpet and bells and taken more blows to the head than Muhammad Ali. Now when you combine this with a diet consisting solely of salted meats, malt liquor, black coffee and cigarettes your body will eventually break into a quick Michael Jackson impersonation before shutting down for a good 15 minutes. Word to the wise, mix a little bit of fruits and h2o into your diet, son. You don’t have to have epilepsy, autism, or any other form of high functioning retardation to have a seizure.