Thursday, May 6, 2010

It's OK that you're insane. i like you just the way you are


Hey gay doods, you’re fucking crazy. Not ‘hahaha I can’t believe you slapped that drunk bitch! You’re so crazy!”, actually you are crazy like that. I’m talking ‘why the hell is that guy having a conversation with a plastic bag’ crazy. Fuck all this ‘nature vs. nurture’ bull shit, you’re fucked in the head. who cares how you got there?
I’m just like you, girls just don’t do it for me.
Uh, that’s what makes you fucked. I’m not knocking you or anything. I mean you’re a person too, just a dysfunctional one. We’re only here to reproduce and youre brain is too fucked to handle that one basic instinct. Don’t take it as an insult, crazies are awesome. You just happen to be one of em. Deal with it. I’m sure you can, I mean you dealt with being the biggest disappointment to your dad. Love you.

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